Here's what today's report was:
"So, Momma, first I pooped the Himalayas and then I had diarrhea and then I had a bunch of little poopies. I did a courtesy flush because the Himalayas were really stinky and I did not like the smell of that. First, it was like one big poop and those were the Himalayas and then I had like a bunch of small poopies. Now my legs are asleep."
Your welcome, Reading Audience.